BLOODY EMAILS

TELSTA TELLS US WE HAVE AN INTERNET SERVICE IN THE "BUSH", so if it's not broke why sell it.

Rather, IT, Supersedes the Bush Radio, remember that?

OH SORRY, this is Brunswick heads NSW, AUSTRALIA.

BLOODY EMAILS.

© john d farley 2008.

Useless, hopeless, sometimes baseless my site is hit by crappy text.
Rubbish bin, delete button, save, no way, get a life. But I wait, I hopes LOTTO will be the next.
Electronic web mail super hyper cyber crappy paper, your method is so really pushy.
We wish and hope to get a letter, I do, well forgive me folks ‘cos I'm half Bushy.

Liked your blog, ‘wanna' enter a contest, wanna' earn a million, did you like mine too.
Couldn't give a rat's arse, a bunion, six warts and a (crock of spew).
Where ya been, what's ya seen you person out there in the esters.
Do you think you hit web people with limited intellect, bugger off, we are the bushies so buddy do not testus.

There was a tome, when your home, was your families' personal address.
Interfaces, many places, unknown faces, of all races has this one stuffed the test.
I'll beat this "mail", I'll have a read, and maybe give some serious thought.
After all I have the power, it's my pen, I'll tell you when through the soft ware I have bought.

But if I was you, and I'll give you clue, never open attachments.
Cos' it's fatal blokes to make those strokes, you will never beat the harassments
So for all of us but wait awhile, and have a smile, let little fingers initiate all the rest.

AND THEN I WILL DELETE FOREVER, YOU BLOKE, you bastard, YOU BLOODY CYBER PEST.