AUSTRALIAN BUSH POETRY. SEEN FROM FROM MY PERSPECTIVE.

HELLO FOLKS, WELL NOW.

I MUST BE THE MOST IMPATIENT WEB PERSON / THING ON EARTH.

I have been provided with the best expertise, assistance from experts, wonderfull insight to web site design, AND STILL I GET IT WRONG.

My young friend at; http://www.webhostingsolutions.com.au WILL SEE RIGHT, HIT THE WEB ADDRESS. 

SO, this will be my final edit, (I wish) of my greatly acclaimed "AUSTRALIAN BUSH POEMS", (I wish). There may be more to come, it will all be based on revitlement of my impeteous head, my imagination and if I live long enough. OH, BY THE WAY, the grammer and spellin is crap.

The following "Bushy Poems" can demonstrate some sort of chronology in a blokes life, and yes, there are some embellishments, lots of Australian 'spoken word' and risque humour.

"DUNNY AND THE CHOKO VINE", in every town in every country there is an outside dunny, do you / did you have a choko vine covering yours?

"BUNDEMAR STUD", poem about a little lamb ram, and how he grew big.

 "MOON BAY, TATHRA AND DREAMTIME". How a young bloke, (me), reckons he lived in a "DREAMTIME", THANK YOU ARAGUNNU AND THE NGARIGO.

"MOOSEFACE". A young boys girl friend, they gave her this awefull name, the bastards.

"GUSUNDER FROM DOWNUNDER". The pisspot story of a porcelain pisspot.

"ME VOLLEYS, DUNLOP VOLLEYS". Australian footwear, I have had a love affair with them 'rubbers'.

"PANCHO ME DOG, ME DOG PANCHO". How an Avalon dog adopted a Avalon milkman.

"BLOODY TORPEDOS". H.M.A.S. Penguin, Pittwater, Sydney Australia. One day an 'untervasser machinen' went AWOL.

"POSTED OUT THE BACK". You like body surfing? OK, join me for a wave at AVALON BEACH SURF CLUB.

"ROW YA BASTARDS, ROW". A little bit stretched this poem, but it did happen to yours truly.

"BRICKIES LABORER, MUMMY". A little boy becomes a "brickie", and then he picks up some new words.

"LITTLE MATE KAI". Poem about one of me little mates.

"IN ME WALLET". A little poem about me other little mate.

"BLOKE FROM MULLUMBIMBY". Bit of a 'send up' of a wonderfull bloke who recites real "Bush Poetry".

"FARLEYS COMPLETLY OBSCURE". Too much chardonney here.

"PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET".  Bit of cabernet shiraz here.

"GIVE OR TAKE A METER". Combination of the above, a cheeky poem.

"THE ROCKY BOARDWALK". Brunswick Heads, N.S.W., Australia. A poem about the rocky village people, lost and found soles, (VOLLEYS). COME AND MEET AND GREET THEM.

"MAHOMMAD AND THE FISH". One of the "rocky village people", and, his generous gift.

"MUMMY DOLPHIN AND HER BABY". Should be; "Mummy Dolphins and their babies". There is quite a family on the "Rocky Boardwalk".

"ODE TO THE FLOODED CAUSEWAY". This is where it all started, IE; writing poems. It came from an 'washaway' on a causeway in the Brunswick Valley near Mullumbimby NSW. The poem is seen from the inside of a person in "deep troubles".

"LITTLE BABY CHERRY, I'AM LOST MUMMY". A totally true story of a 6 year little girl lost in dense forest. There is a little boy in the poem, maybe he was there, maybe not.

"MY NAME IS PETAL, LOVE ME". I've seen the lovliest flower, I take a photo, I'am besotted, then a poem eminates.

"I'M A WHITEBAIT". Real short one, little fish are humans too.

"BLOODY EMAILS". Cyber space letter writing, good or bad, there here to stay.

"OLD WALL EYE". A bloody big shark gets to have poem dedicated to him.

"AS FLAT AS A SHIT CARTERS HAT". Now that's flat, it's not the poem, it's the story.

"ME OLD MATE JOE". The State Emergency Service lost a great member, he was my; golf mate, singing mate, social mate, volunteer mate, so I wrote a poem when he departed.

"MY MOB FROM THE S.E.S.". There are many thousands of volunteers in Australia, and in fact world wide, in every country, (silly buggers). Half my life, like 35 years as a volunteer, gives me a chance to be self indulgent, no! the right, VOLUNTEERS RULE.

HAVE A LITTLE READ, THERE IS SOMETHING IN MY FEEBLE MIND YOU WILL RELATE TO, love ya John, farls? Poet from downunder, some will say; Please stay there.