SORRY, THIS NOT A POEM. RATHER A STORY, IT COULD END UP AS A POEM EVERY BODY, LIKE, ANYWAY AUSTRALIANS, HAS HEARD OF "DICKIE KNEE". "HEY, HEY IT'S SATURDAY", THE LITTLE SCHOOL BOY, (he grew into a well respected commentator), he brought 'onside' many a visistor to this program. Even the compare. A man called; JOHN BLACKMAN, was "Dickie's" dad, his progeny really, he can be researched, just type; 'hey hey its saturday"; "dickie knee"; john blackman; blackers. However, my little story entails meeting the wonderfull "DICKIE KNEE". So far in my wanderings I have attempeted to be honest and forthright, no bullshit and no embellishments, this will not diminish the following bullshit and embellishments.You will recall that 'DICKIE KNEE" would inapropriately / impudently offer impulsive comments. He had the consent of  CHANNEL NINE executive, he was well respected in the establishment. However, in the last week, I have met (2) important people, THE GOVERNER GENERAL OF AUSTRALIA, and "DICKIE KNEE". When I relate my story it will up to you guys to work out which story is true, if not both. THis story eminates, where else? BRUNSWICK HEADS, N.SW., AUSTRALIA. The story goes thus:  Please find a photo, (under):      STAT. DEC.; That means this photo is un-rehearsed, un-mitigated, un-touched, unbosumed, unequivocal, un-hygenic, unimportant, un-biased, un-canny, unassuming, unbiased and unrivalled. There is nothing underhand, unsolicted, unsatisfactory, unwarrented, uninteresting or unnecessary about this photo. It is not uncouth, with unction, or under handed of me to be unfuffled if you think this photo is unreal. I have agreed not to be underwtitten, undertake payment, or make unutterable comments unsuitable for public comment. In other means this image was completly un-rehersed and is unrivalled. SO; THERE HE IS, I recollect seeing him many years ago, he gave me many moments of fun. I was unaware that I had captured his inimitable image, untill: There in my camera viewing screen was his photo. As I turned he was still propped against a rock, I approached my hero, "please excuse me, are you DICKIE KNEE?". A conversation ensued, a private conversation, only you blokes are privy to 'some' of the details.  "Basically John", he said, "I am wagging it", he went on, "I came here to see where the famous, 'ROCKY BOARDWALK, FLAT AS A THE SHIT CARTERS, OLD WALL EYE, MUMMY DOLPHIN poems came from, I wanted to meet the author, this bloke known as; johnfarlsbrunz, johnfarls, john d farley". "I needed to 'feel' the presence of THE 'ROCKY BOARDWALK VILLAGE, the little bloke MAHOMMAD, WAYNO AND DEBBIE". I was gob smacked, I confided that "I was CRAPPY BUSH POEM, BUSHY POEM writer". We parted company, he uttered; "I have to go home to VICTORIA and see my dad "BLACKERS", thanks for you time". As he hopped along the ROCKY BOARDWALK, his back as straight as a broomstick, he turned and winked. Just prior to meeting "DICKIE KNEE", I met the GOVERNER GENERAL OF AUSTRALIA, cant publish her photo, (I have several), so which story is true, are they both? Must tell you that the G.G. is a paticularly lovely person, very photogenic and talks proper as well.

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