YOU LIKE OYSTERS, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM? WE have two little blokes, Zack was the first, now We have another little fella, his name is KAI, THEY was the result of IVF TREATMENT, WRONG!! 3 times Belinda was subjected to this intrusion, many miles, much trauma, and then the A LA NATURAL. ZACK you good thing. 4 TIMES IVF, and then KAI, YOU GUESSED IT. (YOU LIKE OYSTERS). ME LITTLE MATE KAI, FARLEY THAT IS. Santa Rudd, oh Santa Rudd you promised me a bike. All you sent me was baby, so Tuggarawong I must hike. You had the gall to tell us you will keep your wishes true. All I got was this little thing all in baby blue. I haven't seen me present yet you couldn't manage that; you delivered him to Gosford miles from where I'm at. One thing that I can tell you, oh Santa Rudd Mister Sir, I guess that's your idea of politics; it's on the positive that you err. But I've heard him on the telephone his MUM's been put to test, BELINDA YOU'RE A CHAMP, his present is you breast. Little ZACK, HIS BROTHER, Michael and Oh, his daddy DAVID too, THANK you MR. RUDD and I almost forgot BELINDA, THE LITTLE MOTHER, She's the one, wishes do come true. PS: Mr. Santa Rudd, you couldn't even get the IVF right four times we sent you cards. Your reply was "do it a la natural", they did, now Kai is here, that pleases this old bard. © john Farley, AKA, johnfarlsbrunz, johnfarls, 2008.